all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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