They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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