We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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