ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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