just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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