It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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