Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There r osticjed everywhere
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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