Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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