It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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