I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So here I am, sexting at work.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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