just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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