I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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