Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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