Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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