Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I would fuck him just for his dog
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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