i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
True college students do jello shots in the library
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