too bad you live with your parents still
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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