Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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