how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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