It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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