those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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