Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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