Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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