I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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