what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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