You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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