let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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