Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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