Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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