I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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