we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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