We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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