oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We are two peas in an std pod
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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