Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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