Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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