did you get engaged???
youre lurking in front of me
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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