I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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