i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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