Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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