fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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