Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
dude. I can hear the air.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize
