There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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