Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it penis luge time yet?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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