Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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