Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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