I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
