BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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