I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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