yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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