I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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