Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
