Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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