are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
