Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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