I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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